TeknoArcanist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Your Horoscope for Today!]

Bastard!

Damn you. I swear to the flying spaghetti monster, I was just thinking about doing this the other day and I was really going to. Damn you and your skills, which are better than mine, so now I won't do it! A pox on you! May your pubic hair be infested with the lice of a thousand camels, and your arms too short to scratch!
Seriously, nice job though. Well done, and I love that song. Good, strong 9. Now do 'Everything you know is wrong' and I'll remove the curse. Maybe.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

shhhhhh.....(I'm trying to enjoy my pubic camel lice)

[Megaman: Codename X]

My ears are bleeding.

Decent, but the stock sounds made me want to kill a sack of kittens with a sack of puppies and the music had ADD. A good, solid 7.

BadFlashProductions responds:

Yeah lots of complaints about those. Sorry man. Thanks for the review.

Macca.

[Foamy, The Making of]

Irony, thy name is clock.

Yes, motion tweens, trace-bitmapping, and a paintbrush tool are pretty simple. Damn that foamy and his simplicity! Yet I can't figure out which is worse, the fact that foamy is one of the most popular things on newgrounds by being so simple, or the fact that faomy beats out most of the clocks, just by being so simple.
I'm a fan of foamy (while I wouldn't be called a t-shirt wearing 'foamy fan'), and 7/10 of you robot-voiced clocks annoy me. You know what's really pathetic? Microsoft speech, three frames of a size-transformed circle for each word, and moving arrows to show who's talking.

TremcladClock responds:

It's not about the simplicity any more, it's about the excessive racism and the one frame movies. Fuck off unless you actually know what's going on on Newgrounds.