TeknoArcanist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tekno's Action Tutorial]

Stole my name, but nevermind that.

Pretty good, but a pistol needn't always throw you entire arm back. A firm firing arm (grip, whatever you want to call it) and the slide'll just go back and forward really quick, and the gun jerk a little bit. Not that I know anything about guns; just watch a lot of action movies.
The explosion tutorial helped, though. Thanks.

[Brothers to the End...]

I...don't know.

The humor style reminds of that one guy who does claymation and stuff, which itself reminds me of that show Home Movies. Idk, good, but not so good. Funny in an off-beat sort of way. Sure, w/e, shaky six.

[The Trio]

Guh.

Not funny. I'm not offended by it, or anything like that, it's just not funny. Keep trying.

[Garland Vs. The Imps]

Hop-diggety.

Wasn't going to give this one very good of a rating until I watched the imp's victory thing. Plus, all the interactivity was great. Nice work. Solid 8. Fa rizzle my bizzle hizzle dizzle shizzle...nizzle. Or something.

[the YuYu]

Incredible.

My god, man.... I don't often give anything a five, but this makes me wish I could give at least a ten. Amazing.

[Freerun: Go-Man, Scene 1]

Impressive.

There are rumors floating around that you stole the 3-D or something. Idk; I'll judge on a first-perception basis. Very nice; I can handle the bluriness of the 3-D because of the NG 5 MB limit; the monologue was nice, the animation was all very smooth, and it looks to be going somewhere good.
By the way, the name 'The go-man' came off as cheesy at first but I think it's growing on me. Nice job; a solid 9 for the reused background panoramas.

[Stick-Thief]

Gotta go with the last guy.

I liked it better before when it started playing some kind of hardcore death metal when the guy with the sword showed up. Surf's up? Come on, man. Anyway, still nice. Solid 9, methinks.

[Your Horoscope for Today!]

Bastard!

Damn you. I swear to the flying spaghetti monster, I was just thinking about doing this the other day and I was really going to. Damn you and your skills, which are better than mine, so now I won't do it! A pox on you! May your pubic hair be infested with the lice of a thousand camels, and your arms too short to scratch!
Seriously, nice job though. Well done, and I love that song. Good, strong 9. Now do 'Everything you know is wrong' and I'll remove the curse. Maybe.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

shhhhhh.....(I'm trying to enjoy my pubic camel lice)

[two brothers]

Interesting.

It was good, nice choice of music no matter what these tasteless baboons say. The style doesn't quite match the story though...it's a tad...cartoony. Short, too. Overall it seemed like a trailer to a kickass series. Anyway, nice work. Solid 8.