TeknoArcanist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic X CC Trailer]

Good god damn it.

Holy fucking christ jesus damn shit.
[Insert forgotten expletives]
the beginning with the black and white kind of numbed my senses, I was thinking 'oh yay, another sonic flash'. But then with the music and...just...goddamn. Thank you. It's about time some animated series did those superdeformed animals some justice.

[Foamy, The Making of]

Irony, thy name is clock.

Yes, motion tweens, trace-bitmapping, and a paintbrush tool are pretty simple. Damn that foamy and his simplicity! Yet I can't figure out which is worse, the fact that foamy is one of the most popular things on newgrounds by being so simple, or the fact that faomy beats out most of the clocks, just by being so simple.
I'm a fan of foamy (while I wouldn't be called a t-shirt wearing 'foamy fan'), and 7/10 of you robot-voiced clocks annoy me. You know what's really pathetic? Microsoft speech, three frames of a size-transformed circle for each word, and moving arrows to show who's talking.

TremcladClock responds:

It's not about the simplicity any more, it's about the excessive racism and the one frame movies. Fuck off unless you actually know what's going on on Newgrounds.

[Xombie: Chapter 4]

Double-you tee eff.

I just came into the series at this one, so the fifteen year old in me is bothered that I have no idea what's going on, while the eight year old in me loves the idea of zombies fighting dinosaurs in the future more than ice cream. Very nice.

[hotfish mask]

um?

I guess japanese people are more serene than us. I felt myself waiting the whole time for something to happen. Idk...the music and animation were good, I just didn't see the point of it. Oh well, I'm going to give it a solid 8.

[The Possessed Mouse]

Funny in a stand-up way.

Nice--I can relate, lol. Not laugh out loud hilarious, but I think it was meant to be more a sort of 'yeah, I hate that' cute funny anyway. Nice job.