TeknoArcanist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Day In the White House]

Meh.

Not great, but no awful either. Style was good. A shaky 8.

[Open-Mic Night II]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

'the joke was on me, cuz it was never there.' lol...omfg...ARE OH EFF ELL OH LOL!!!!!!!111ONE
I see what Pilz-e means about painkillers. I go sleep now.

[:: FoAmY :: CDs ::]

Relatable as always.

God, I know, those stickers are on everything. You try to pull them off, and, lo and behold, the top half of the sticker comes off and leaves a square of white papery shit underneath.

[Grim Reaper Show 5]

'White and off-white' hilarity

Oh, god man, these are great. 'Well, I have to go, I gotta' do this schtick with like a million other people.' Great. The animation's average, but it's good to see a series with humor that's more than fart jokes on NG now and then. Keep 'em coming.

[Kitten Apocalypse]

My soul hurts.

Funny as hell. Reminded me of Invader Zim. Everything after the computer malfunction should have been cut out though; I can handle violence and horrible humor, but it was gratuitous and had no place at all; it brought down what was otherwise and awesome piece. Anyway, ignore these idiots. All the medication all these other reviews say you should take, sell it, buy a better computer with the money, and keep churning out awesome flash.
I'm going to go claw my eyes out now.

[Fresh Clock of Bel-Air]

Meh.

Meh. Points for not having Microsoft Speech say the lyrics to that song...oh god, I would have had to end my life if I had seen that.

[3D Fight 2]

3D != good

Hmm...points for it being 3d, but that doesn't make it good. Make it longer, read 'choreographing for dummies' and we might have something nice.
Also, was that one guy like a low-rez model of crono?

[Megaman: Codename X]

My ears are bleeding.

Decent, but the stock sounds made me want to kill a sack of kittens with a sack of puppies and the music had ADD. A good, solid 7.

BadFlashProductions responds:

Yeah lots of complaints about those. Sorry man. Thanks for the review.

Macca.

[Shoo Fly]

Very impressive.

It's movies like this that inspire me to keep working and get better with Flash. Very nice--short, sweet, and great. Nelly's cool; I want to see her fight other housewives at the grocery store or something :P Keep up the good work.

[Sonic X Chaotic Battle]

Stylin'.

Very nice. I can see where it might come off a little DBZish, but there were shows with arms-flailed-power-transformations before DBZ - that's just kind of their calling card. The few issues I have with this don't match the ambition or overall skill shown here. Way to go, can't wait for the other one in summer.
Ryukaki, don't be such a fanboy.